'ok..! toh kaise karna hai yeh..? kya plan hai tera..?' maine Mann se puchha..
khair, Mann chahta tha ke mai, Raul ko seduce karne mein..usey behkane mein, uski help karu.
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Ab Raul jo hai, woh meri cousin Roma ka Husband hai, yaani ke mera Cousin-Jija.
aur Manmohan mera fuck-buddy hai.
Magar main usey Mann kehkar bulata hu.
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toh..
mai aur Mann, bistar par leite hue thhe, waise hi relax karte hue koi bhi chutiya-topic par
baat karte hue.
Aur tabhi..
usne Raul ko patane ke kaam mein mujse madad maangi.
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'quite simple yaar..' -Mann ne kaha- 'aaj jab ke Raul yaha aa rha hai, ham dono uusko beach par le jayege. ekaad peg daaru-shaaru piyenge, thodi der swimiing bhi krenge.. yaar, thoda normal bhi toh lagna chahiye. u see..?'
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'ok..fir..?'
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'fir, yahaan bhi beer ka sufficient stock hai mere paas.. ek-do ghante baate-waate krenge..drinks karte karte..'
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'hahaha..aur fir tuje uus piye hue bande pe rape karna hai..! nonsense.. jara socha hai
tune, ke jab woh hosh mein ayega..sober ho jaega.. toh uske reaction kya honge..?'
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'Oye.. thehar ja, GOOGLE ki aulad. puri baat sun'ne se pehle apni opinion mat diya kar.'
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'ok.. carry on'
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'fir waise hi, casually, i'll propose to play a new game. A game of dice, jo mere paas hai
yaha, iis drawer mein.'
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'what's that game..?' maine uske uunche, patle, nange badan ko nihaarte hue, aur apne dhile-dhaale lund se khelte hue us'se pucha.
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pata nahi..par muje, uske chutiya jaise plan ko sun'ne ke bajaaye, apne lund se khelna jyada interesting lag rha tha.
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'ruuk ek second.' -Mann khada hua aur baaju ke table tak gaya. Drawer mein se 2 dice nikale.
aur apne latakte hue, bade bade andue ke upar, apna dhila-dhala lund hilata-dulata, woh meri aur aaya
aur bistar par baith gaya, jahaan mai pehle se leita hua tha.. pura nanga.
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arey yaar.. nanga hi hoga na mai..!
abhi bas ek ghante pahle hi hamdono ne chudaai ki thi.
lekin dost, fir bhi uska woh mast mast jism muje fir se garm kar rha tha.
magar uus ka toh dhyaan bass usi baat par tha, jo woh muje samja rha tha.
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'the game is quite simple..' -Mann ne mere haatho mein woh dice deta hue kaha.
maine uun dono paaso ko dekha,
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They were two small innocent plastic cubes, with the numbers 1 to 6 marked on each side of them, just like those with which we played 'ludo' or 'snacks and ladders' in childhood.
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'hahaha.. tu chahta hai ke woh 'saamp seedi' khele tere saath..? aur, jab woh seedi chadh rha hoga tab tu uska lund chuus le..? -mai uski ungli kiye bina reh nahi saka.
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'shut up, u bitch..! just listen to me. har baar ham teeno baari baari yeh dono paase zamin par fekenge. dono paaso mein jo number upar dikhenge uun dono ki total jo hogi, woh uus player ka score geena jayega. Sabse jyada score karne wala commander geena jayega. And obviously, the lowest scorer will be the loser. Commander jo kuch bhi command dega woh action usey karni hogi, without any agrument.
and the third player will be the viewer. Loser jo bhi kuchh kar rha hoga, woh sab dekhne ka woh maza lega.'
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'aur kisi 2 player ka score equal hua toh..?'
'common sense yaar, that's called a 'tie'. both shall play again and again, till they dont score different'
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'ok.. and what type of commands have you planned..?'
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'nothing decided yet.. magar har command ek fix time-period tak perform karna padega..samjo ke ek minute tak.'
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'whoaaaaah...a total luck game. aur tuje kya lagta hai? teri yeh chindi jaisi game Raul ko seduce karne mein kaam ayegi..?'
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'yes my dear.. u see..? yeh game ek trick ke saath kheli jayegi' -Mann ne muje aankh maarte hue kaha aur muje dikhaya ke dono paaso ka ek-ek corner ghiis-ghiis kar usne thoda smooth bana diya gaya tha.
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'paase fenke waqt apne haath ko bahar ki aur thoda jhatka maarne se 6 number upar ki aur aa jayega aur haath ko andar ki aur jhatka denge toh 2 number upar aa jata hai. ye dekh..'
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usne muje demonstration bataya.
and yeah.. he was right.
lagta tha jaise uus badmaash ne mahabharat wale 'mama-shakuni' se training li thi.
'ok..? chal now u try..' -usne woh paase muje dete hue kaha.
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mainy try kiya..magar waisa kuchh nahi hua.
'i have told u baby, it's a bit tricky. lekin thodi practice se tu bhi sikh jayega.'
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'hehehe.. in short, always tu hi high score kar ke Raul ko command dega..tuje kya lagta hai ? woh koi chutiya hai..? definitely usko doubt toh aayega hi..aur woh khelna bandh kar dega.'
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'abey nahi yaar. Bhuutni ke, har baar mai order issue nahi karunga. lekin jab tum dono mein se koi highest score karega, tab mai yeh trick ka istemaal kar ke, yeh nakki karunga ka loser kaun hoga.'
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'matlab..?'
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'well.. jab mai highest scor karunga, toh tu try karna ke tera scor lowest nahi hona chaiye. toh fir hopefully, Raul apna shikaar banega. Aur jab Rahul ka score highest hoga, tab..i will trick to score lowest and act out his command.'
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'bahnchod..iska matlab..har baar mai toh sirf viewer bann kar hi rahunga...!'
'abey nai.. the game HAS to look normal. tu bhi jab kabhi highest score karega tab mai lowest score karne ki try karunga aur tera command act-out kar ke, Raul ko ham ek mast show dikhaenge' -usne fir se aankh maar kar ek cunning-smile di muje.
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'ok..what else..?
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'jo bhi command ek baar diya gaya hoga, woh 3 baar tak act-out karna hoga, jab tak ke woh round pura nahi ho jata.'
'matlab..?'
'abey chutiye..kitne player hai yaha..?
'teen.'
'ok..toh har player ko ek ek chance milna chaiye na commander ban'ne ka..? lekin yeh bhi ek baat hai ke chahe jo bhi commander ho.. har round ki shuruat mein jo command issue hua hoga, usey woh badal nahi sakega. round khatm honey tak woh comaand jaari rahega.'
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'iis'se benefit kya hoga..?'
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'arey..! ham dono mein se koi bhi agar round ki shuruat mein winner hoga..toh fir uske baad..agar Raul commander hoga bhi..toh woh hamare command ko badal nahi payega. samja..?'
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'aur agar round ki shuruat mein hi woh commander bann gya toh..? ham dono bhi toh uske hukum ko badal nahi payenge na.. '
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'yeah, right. yeh toh hai. but then..at least we can act-out his command more efficiently and seductively to give him a better show..hehehe..!'
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'haan, saale tharki..! i'm sure, your command will be -FUCK ME RAUL, COME ON FUCK ME, -right ?'
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'bilkul nahi...! In fact, if everything goes well, HIS command will be -Let me fuck u. Mann, I wanna fuck u..'
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'hahaha...not bad. now, let's hope that it works well..' -uske lund ko mere haath me pakadte hue maine kaha.
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ab..jab ke woh apne sab points muje samja chuka tha, toh uska pura dhyaan ab apne lund par ja ke ruuka,
aur woh pyara danda mere haatho mein machalne laga.
mai nichey jhuka uske rasile lund ka zaaika lene.
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'ruuk yaar,' -mere sar ko pichhe dhakelte hue Mann bola- 'before he comes we'll have to clean our selves. apne fucking-sucking ki koi koi bhi nishaani baaki nai rehni chaiye, nahi toh usko doubt aa jayega'
aur hamare bistar ko theek-thaak karne ke liye woh khada ho gaya.
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'pehle tu apna yeh khubsurat mukhda saaf kar le..mere 'shampoo' ki wajah se woh chaand ki tarah chamak rha hai.'
suunte hi woh mirror ki aur dauda.
aur mai muskura utha.
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'shiiit,' -usne miriror mein apna chehra dekha aur bathroom ki aur chalne laga..
uska tight lund maano usko rasta dikha rha ho, waise sidhe teer ki tarah uskey aage aage chalta dikhta rha tha.
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maine dono paase apne haath mein liye aur unse khelne laga..uus trick ko jo sikhna tha muje..!
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Raul yaha aanewala tha..
aur uske aane ke pehle, mere paas abhi bhi kuch waqt toh tha.
Toh utne samay mein muje uun paaso par apni maastari kar leni thi.
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Aur woh karte karte waqt..hardam mai apni life ke baare mein sochta raha..
ji haan..
Polomy, yehi ek chhota sa shahar hai, jo mere gaanv ke sabse karib hai.
aur yaha, Polomy mein aane ke baad, itne kam samay mein meri life mein jo badlaav aaya hai, woh mere maan'ne mein nahi aata tha..
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