MAI KABHI JHUTH NAHI BOLTA

ek sunder ladki ne plane mein safar karte hue apni bagal mein baithe sadhu se kaha-

'swami ji, aap mujpar ek meharbaani karenge..?'
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"Jaruur, aap boliye toh.. mai aapki kya madad kar sakta hu..?"
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maine ek kimmati electronic hair-dryer kharida hai. Lekin custom-duty ki limit ke upar ja chuka hai..aur muje chinta hai, ke ye custom-wale uuse mujse japt kar lenge. Kya aap uus hair-dryer ko aapke chonge (kachche) ke andar chuupa kar le jaaoge..?' -ladki ne kaha
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muje aap ki madad karne mein khushi hogi, lekin mai aapko abhi se ittala kar du, ke mai juuth nahi bolunga.." -swamiji ne kaha.
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'swami ji, aapke masuum chehre ki wajah se aap ko koi pakdega nahi, toh juuth bolne ka toh sawaal hi nahi aata.." sundari ne hanskar kaha..
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'theek hai.. jaisi aap ki marzi.." -swami ji raazi ho gaye.
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jab plane zameen par utra, aur sab custom se guzarne lage,
toh uus yuvati ne swamiji ko apne aage jaane diya.
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custom-officer har yaatri ki tarah swamiji se puchha-
'swamiji kya aap ne gair-kanuuni tarike se kuchh chhupaya hai..?
'mere sar se niche kamar tak, maine gair-kanuuni taur par kuch chhupaya nahi hai..' -swamiji ne kaha..
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officer ke swami ji ka jawaab kuch att-patta sa laga.
iisliye usne aage puchha- 'aur kamar se nichey zameen tak, kya aapne gair-kanuuni taur par kuchh chhupaya hai..?'
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'haan, ek chhoti si cheez chhupaayi hai, jiska istemaal aurate karti hai. Lekin mere paas jo hai, uska istemaal abhi tak hua nahi hai..' -swamiji ne kaha
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officer jaise hi unki baat samja,
toh zor se thahaka lagate hue kaha-'theek hai swami ji..! aap ja sakte hai..NEXT..!'
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