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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Badey Achche Lagte Hai.. (1)

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Aap sab ne 'sindbaad the sailor' ki kahaniya toh bachpan mein padhi ya suni hogi.
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Bagdad ka wo ek bahut hi adventurous sailor tha,
aur uske parakram ke kisse ki toh kaafi movies bhi bann chuuki hai.
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Dhan-daulat kamane ko woh apne jahaaj mein baith kar duur duur ke desho me jata tha
aur waha apne karnaame kar ke, jeet kar wapas laut aata tha
tab kaafi saara maal samaan le kar aata tha.
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well..
woh sab toh aap sab ko maluum hoga hi.
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Magar I'm sure..ke aap ne uske chhote bhai 'Nindbaad' ka yeh kissa nahi padhe hoge..
Ab kaise padhte..?
aap kaafi chhote thhe uus waqt, isey padhne ke liye.
Lekin aaj..
jab ke aap bade aur adult ho chuuke ho,
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toh chalo..
uska yeh kissa aap ko batata hu.
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Nindbad jo hai, woh Sindbad ka chhota bhai tha..
kariban 10-11 saal chhota.
dono ki ma ek thi, magar dono ke baap alag alag thhe.
Sindbad ke baap ki death ke baad, yaani ke jab wo 9-10 saal ka tha, tab uski ma usey lekar kisi duur duur ke desh mein chali gayi thi.
aur 2 saal ke baad, apna peit uthva kar wapas apne mulk apne gaao, laut aayi.
uske peit mein tab Nindbaad tha.
uska baap kaun tha..woh koi nai jaanta.
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jab Nindbaad paida hua, toh log tajjub reh gaye..
kyo ke bachche ki height body itni jyada thi, ke aisa lage yeh bachcha ek saal ka hai.
aur fir
din-raat uski height body badhti hi gayi.
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jab woh 20 saal ka hua toh sava chhe feet ki height ho gayi
aur weight hoga 100kg  ke aas paas
yaani ke ekdam uuncha pura aur mazbuut badan ka nau-jawaan.
uske shoulders kaafi broad. Arms bade hi muscular aur chest bhi chaudi aur bhari- bhari.
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waise iiske liye usne kaafi mehnat bhi ki thi.
akhaade mein kusti ka kaafi sauk tha usey,
aur dusra sauk tha, sone ka.
dinbhar sota rehta rahe, fir bhi saale ki nind hi khatm nahi hoti..
bachpan se ek aadat hi go gayi thi usey, sone ki
aur isiliye uska naam Nindbad rakh diya gaya tha.
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uski ma bhi kaafi pareshaan thi uski iis aadat se.
dinbhar bas sota hi rehta tha..
jab jaagta, toh bas khana khane ke liye, ya fir kasrat karne or akhade mein kusti karne ke liye
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uska bada bhai Sindbad, duur duur ke mulko mein kamane ke liye jata tha
aur wahaan ke logo ko chutiya bana kar dhan-daulat utha kar lata tha
aur yeh beta, uske paiso se aish karta tha, aur haan..sota rehta tha.
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waise kaafi tharki bhi tha woh, jiska naam hai Nindbad.
bistar mein jaga rehta toh muuth maarte rehta.
aur muuth maarte waqt ladko aur mardo ke lund ke sapne dekhta rehta.
waise bachpan se usey lund dekhne ka bahut sauk tha
aur aas padaus ke ladko ke kaafi lund dekh bhi chuka tha,
magar usko koi jyada maza nai aata tha.
kyo ke usey jis size ke lund ka sauk tha, utna bada kisi ka nai tha.
sab ladko ke, ya toh 5inch ya jyada se jyada 6 ya 6.5 inch.
mushkil se ekaad ka 7 inchi hoga,
jabke Nindbaad ka khud ka 9 ya 9.5 inch ka tha,
aur utna hi chauda bhi tha.
muthi mein pakdo to apni ungli aur angutha ek dusre se bhid nai payenge.
magr uska khud ka badan kaafi lamba chauda tha toh haath, aur haath ki ungliya bhi badi badi thi.
toh usey apna lund muthi me pakadne mein koi dikkat nahi hoti thi.
magar koi ladka jab uska lund dekhta toh ghabar jata.
pakadta toh haath mein samhaal nahi pata..
muuh mein lene ke liye puura muuh kholta toh bhi saaans ruuk jaati jab lund muh mein jata.
gaand marwaane ki toh koi himmat hi nai karta.
kisko apni gaand se haath dhona tha..?
(haan...apne haath se gaand jaruur dhote thhe, sab ..hahaha)
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anyway, in short,
Nindbaad ko satisfaction nahi mil paati thi. na koi dhang se muuth maar ke deta
aur na koi sahi se chuus pata..
gaand toh kisi ki maari hi nahi thi usne
itna bada 20saal ka ho gaya, fir bhi..
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waise usne kaafi ladko se marwaai thi,
magar usey kahan maza aata aise nimbu-timbu lund se apni king-size gaand marwane mein.
chhote mote lund muh mein lekar chusta, fir bhi woh baat nahi banti thi..jo ek ek bada mardana lund chusne se hoti hai..
toh..
bechara aur kar bhi kya pata, sivaaye sapne dekhne ke..
bass..haath mein apna lund pakad ke badey badey laudo ke sapne dekhta rehta.
yaar, apne se bada na miley toh kamse kam apni size ka toh miley..
yehi kuch 9inch wala.
magar purey gaanv mein shayad koi banda aisa nahi nazar aata tha..
mardo ke jism bhi 5.5ft se 5.10ft ki renj mein hi thhe..
toh 'show-case' se hi 'godown' ke maal ka andaza lag jata tha usey.
bechara Nindbad.. yeh halat thi uski..
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aur upar se ek uski ma..
dinbhar usey pareshaan kar kar ke naak mein dam kar rakha tha, uska..
'dinbhar soya rehta hai..kamata nai hai.. itta bada ho gya fir bhi koi jimmewaari ka ehsaas nai hai..apne bhaai se kuch sikhta nai..' etc etc..
jina mushkil kar diya tha usne, apne hero ka..
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kya karey, kuch samaz mein nai aa rha tha.
sindbaad to ek baar ghar se nikal gaya, toh 3-4 saal ke baad hi laut'ta
toh uska koi hold nai tha, apne chhote bhai pe..
aur ma tih bas, dinbhar kuch na kuch kama kar laane ke liye force pe force kiye ja rahi thi.
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aakhir ek do-pahar mein badey badey lund ke sapne dekhte dekhte usey khayal aaya ke yaha iis gaaon mein, arey gaanv mein kya, iis mulk mein usey aisa mard nahi mil payega jiska lauda aisa hoga, jo uski choice ka ho.
toh kyo na kisi dusre desh mein ja kar talash karu..waise bhi ma toh bol hi rahi hai, ke -'saale kaamchor..! apne bhai ki tarah kuch kar ke dikha..yaha kya dinbhar bistar tod rha hai..'
aur sahi mein, Sindbaad-bhaiyya jab apni trip maar kar 4-5 saal mein aata hai toh kaafi maal bator kar aata hai..
toh ek baar mai bhi ja kar dekhu, ke bahar ke muulko mein kya kya chhupa kar rakha hai duniya waalo ne..
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aur fir..
apna yeh hero apni duty par lag gya..
sab se puch-taach kar-kara ke pata chala ke apne iis shehar Bagdaad ke north mein desert ko paar kar ke, aur upar turkistan aur syria ke baad jo kala-samandar aata hai usey bhi cross kar ke, aage aage north mein duniya ke upari chhor pe jo barfile ilaake hai, waha ke mard jo hai, woh yahaan ke mardo se kaafi, matlab ke kaafi uunche aur chaude chaude badan ke hotey hai..
jab jism lamba chauda hoga to jaahir si baat hai ke uus badan ka woh hissa (jisme Nindbad ko jyada interest tha) woh bhi to size mein barabar ka hi hoga, -waisa Nindbad ne socha..
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aur fir usne decide kiya ke apne bhai ki tarah woh bhi duniya ki ek trip toh marega hi.. magar alag maqsad se..
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usne apni ma ko apna irada bataya,
toh ma toh khush ho gayi, ke chalo beta ab line pe aa rha hai.. kuch kaam-dhanda karne ja rha hai..
magar bechari ko kya malum, ke iis chhote shaitan ke dimaag mein toh kuch aur hi plan tha.
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maa ne toh 6 mahina chale utna khana aur kapda diya
aur Sindbaad apni pichli trip se jo daulat laya tha, usmein se kuch kharcha-paani bhi diya, ke -ja beta, mera nahi toh kamse kam apna toh kalyan karke aa.
aur shuru hui apne laadle Nindbaad ki dariyaai safar..
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bagdad ke port se ek chhota sa jahaj kharidkar, 10-11 asistants ke saath, woh north ke direction mein travel karne nikal pada.
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magar jaise Sindbad ki stories mein aksar hota aaya hai, waisa hi uske bhai ke kissey mein bhi hua..
Trip ke dauraan woh sota raha aur uska jahaaj jo tha, usey dariyaai lutero ne luut liya.
uska saara maal-saamaan japt kar liya,
Nindbaad ke jo kamzor aur buddhe saathi thhe, uun sab ko dariya mein fenk diya,
becharo ka kya hua woh toh uparwala hi behtar jaane.
baaki bache hue jawan-mazbuut ladko ko gulaam bana liya gaya..
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Nindbaad bhi jawaan mazbuut toh tha hi..
toh gulam ke taur par qaid kar ke, lutere unn sab ko apne jahaaj par le gaye. 
aur Nindbaad ka woh chhota jahaaj jo tha, usey unhone paani mein waise hi la-waris chhor diya..
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ab woh lutere Nindbad aur uske baaki bache 5 saathio ko bandi bana kar apne jahaaj par lekar aaye.
Wo kuul milakar kuch 15-16 lutere thhe.
Sab somaliya ke vatani lagte thhe, toh sab ekdam kaale-kalute thhe.
waise uun sab ki height body toh Bagdaad waalo ke jaisi hi thi, bass farq itna ke woh kaafi well-built aur muscular thhe.
beech jahaaj mein rakhe ek bench ke paas uun sab 5 saathio ko ek kataar me khada kar diya gaya
aur dekhte hi dekhte sab ladko ko pura ka pura nanga kar diya gaya.
apne Nindbaad ko toh lutero ke sardar ne apne paas, alag hi khada rakha.
Aur uske fauladi jism par haath ghumate-ghumate, uun bandiyo ke saath ho rahe khilwaad ka woh maza lene laga..     (contd..)
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