Subah jaag kar Nindbad jab bahar gya kamino ne uun sab ko abhi bhi, bilkul hi nanga hi rakha tha.
aate jaate koi na koi lutera uuni ki gaand mein ungli karta jata
ya fir unke chuttad par thappd maar kar, theek se kaam karne ko dhamkata jata.
sabhi ke haath paanv mein abhi bhi lohe ki chains lagi hui thi.
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Nindbad ki gaand jal uuthi ye sab dekh kar.
ek toh uska khud ka sara maal uun sab madarchodo ne luut liya tha
(waise uske maal-samaan mein kuch jyada kimmati toh tha nahi. bass kuch khane piney ka samaan, kapde, khajuur, aur tez masaale aur kuch paise thhe.
koi jyada afsos karne jaise nahi tha.
magar fir bhi yaar..)
aur upar se uske kuch saathi ko toh inhone maar kar dariya mein fenk diya tha.
aur baaki bache saathiyo ki yeh haalat kar di thi.
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Nindbad ka dil karta tha ke iin sab ma-ke-laudo ki gaand mein yeh jalte hue koyle daal kar, saalo ko tadpa tadpa kar maar kar, dariya mein fenk de..
magr woh uun ki taadaat ke samne woh akela majbuur tha..
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waise uun sab ke sardar ko toh chutiya bana diya tha woh,
magar sab aise aasani se nahi na, chutiya banenge..!
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koi chaal toh chalni hi padegi..-usne socha- ..iin lutero ke iis jahaaj mein kaafi sona-chandi hona chahiye..saalo ka kaam hi yehi hai.. sab ko luut kar maarna aur unka saaman japt kar lena..ab sab ke jahaaj apne jaise kadke toh nahi honge..kai ek maaldaar saudagar ke jahaaj inho ne luute honge ke jinke paas hirey-jawaharaat honge..yeh sab saudagar Bagdaad aur Misar aur aaspaas ke mulko se khajuur aur dusre tej-masale lekar africa ke mulko mein jaate hai or waha achcha munafa kama kar waha se hirey le kar laut'te hai toh woh waale jahaj agar lutey gaye ho, tab toh kaafi daulat hogi yaha iis jahaj mein.
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woh laut kar sardar ki cabin mein aaya.
sardar soya hua tha.
raat mein kaafi sharab bhi pi thi usne, to nashe ka asar bhi tha.
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Nindbad ka lund fir se khada ho rha tha.
waise bhi subah subah toh har-roz uska khada ho hi jata tha, bina koi wajah.
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Usne apni nikkar ko halka sa nichey utaar kar lund ko bahar nikala
aur sardar ki bagal mein leit gaya aur ahista ahista apna lund hilane laga.
Woh sardar ke chehre ko dekhta rha.
kaafi mardana chehra tha uus bhadve ka. lekin khubsurat nahi.
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ek haath sardar ki chest par rakh kar usne sardar ko jagane ki koshis ki.
Sardar ne aankhe kholi
to bagal mein iis khubsurat nau-jawan ko paya jo apna jabardast bada lund haath mein liye hue usey nihaar raha tha.
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Sardar ko kal raat ki baat yaad aayi aur woh muskuraya.
'kyo be..? juice bekaar mein zaaya mat jaane dena..' -sardar nichey dekhte hue kaha.
'arey nahi sardar, yeh aap ke liye hi bana raha hu..chalo aa jaao bas kuch hi der ki baat hai..kal raat ko piya tha, toh ab kaisa lag rha hai..?'
'hmmm... kaafi taaqat lag rahi hai badan mein..' -sardar muskurata hua bola
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('chutiya saala..' -Nindbaad mann hi mann muskuraya- 'kaun iisko sardar banaya? landuur saala')
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'woh toh lagegi hi, -Nindbaad ne juth muth usey khus karne ko kaha- 'waise kaafi gaadha aur malaaidar hota hai mera maal. Har bando ka itna safed aur saaf bhi nahi hota..' -woh apna lund hilata rha.
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'woh toh hai..' -ab sardar ne uske lund ko apne hath mein lete hue kaha- 'tera wo sautela baap kahi Estonia ka mard toh nahi tha..?'
'Estonia..?'
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'haan, suuna hai waha ke mard ki nasl ekdam uuchi jaat ki hoti hai aur asli mard kehlaate hai woh. uunki height bhi 7 foot ke aaspaas hoti hai. tere uus baap ki kya height thi.'
'mujse toh kaafi uncha hi tha. sayad 8 foot bhi ho sakta hai..pata nahi..' -nindbaad ne fenkna shuru kiya
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'tab toh woh wahiin ka hoga, aur tuje bhi apna maal pila pila kar asli mard bana diya hai, dekh apna lund dekh..itna bada lund maine aaj tak kisi ka nai dekha..itna mota aur lamba. 10 inch ka toh hoga hi.' sardar ne fir apni beokufi dikhaayi
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'haan utna toh hoga hi. 'Nindbaad bola, jab ke woh jaanta tha ke uska lund 10inch ke andar hi hai.
Sardar ne Nindbad ko apne upar khincha
aur Nindbad ne apna lund uske muuh ke upar ragagdne laga
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'yeh estonia kis taraf padta hai..?' -nindbaad ne pucha.
usko bhi lambe chaude mardo mein kaafi dilchaspi thi.
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aur agar sardar ki baat sahi ho aur waha ke mard waise hi ho jaise yeh keh raha hai,
tab toh apni iis trip ke dauran waha toh jana hi chahiye. aakhir usey bhi toh bade-bade achche lagte hai.
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'woh uttar ki aur ke mulko mein kahi hai. shayad Baltic samander paar karke jana padta hai. waisa maine suuna hai. ke jitne ham uus disha mein aur bhi upar upar, aage jayenge, toh waha ke mardo ke kadd aur bhi lambe hote jaate hai, waha kaafi barfila ilaka padta hai, jo unke badan ko yeh khaasiyat deta hai.'
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'fir toh, ekdam upar ki disha mein toh bas barf hi barf hai toh waha to mard 10-12 foot ke kadd ke hone chaiye..' -Nindbaad ne sardar ki baat ka mazaak banate hue kaha.
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'honge hi..arey 15-20 foot ke bhi mard ho sakte hai waha..magar itne barf mein jina kaafi muskhil hota hai, toh bahut kam taadaat mein honge..par honge jaruur..' -sardar ne apni baat utni hi seriously jaari rakhi.
bechara Nindbaad ke mazaak ko samje bagair hi bolta rha.
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'aisa kya..? aap toh kaafi ghume firey ho, toh aap ki baat sach hi hogi..toh aap waha kyo nahi chale jaate..?'
'arey, waha ja kar marr jana hai kya utni sardi mein..? pura barf hi barf hoga waha par. aur muje toh ab yeh mil gya hai..' -sardar ne Nindbad ke lund se khelte hue kaha- 'ab toh isi se mera kaam bann jayega, haan yeh baat hai, ke waha gaye toh sona-chandi kaafi mil sakta hai.. waha ke logo ke paas bahut saara sona hota hai jiski unko koi kadar nahi hai.'
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sardar ki yeh baat suun kar Nindbaad ruuk gaya,
kyo ke usne bhi kaafi baar suuna tha ke ekdam barfile ilaake mein rehne waalo ke paas sona khub hota hai.
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'sardar, ham bhi toh upar ki aur, north ki disha mein hi ha rhe hai na..?' -nindbad ne curiousity se puchh liya
yakeenan uski khud ki manzil ab wohi hogi, kyo ke waha sona bhi mil sakta hai
aur agar sardar ki baat kuch sach ho toh waha ke lambe chaude mard ka zaika bhi mil sakta hai.
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'haan, magar hame utna upar tak nahi jana, utna daana-paani nahi jahaaj mein, ham toh bich raste mein hi purab ki aur muud kar, hamare mulk mein chale jayenge. ya fir paschim mein Greece aur Rome ke mulk mein jayenge, aur ye jo 5 bande tere jahaaj se uthaye hai unko waha ki gulam-bazar mein bech kar ayenge. jawan khubsurat aur mazbuut hai toh kaafi mehenge daam me bikenge.'
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'magar mere uun saathiyo ko..'
'arey baadsaaho, woh ab tere saathi kaha rahe..? tu toh ab mera ho gaya hai. yeh jahaaj bhi tera ho gya aur mai bhi tera ho gaya..' -sardar sachmuch Nindbad ke upar fida ho chuka tha.
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usne dekha ke baato baato mein Nindbad ka lund murjane laga hai toh woh lapka aur usey muuh mein lekar chusne laga.
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apne saathio ko gulam-bazaar mein bechne ki baath suun kar Nindbaad ke dimaag mein ab fir se sardaar ke liye gussa aur junuun bhar gaya aur woh be-tahasha zor se sardar ka muuh chodne laga.
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Sardar ne mardana-maal ki laalach mein yeh sitam bhi bardasht kar liya
aur tab tak karta raha, jab tak uske galey ke niche Nindbaad ne apne tatte khaali nahi kar diya.
kaafi bhaari maatra mein woh chipchipa maal nikal aaya, jaise ke har baar hota tha.
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fir Nindbaad ekdam nidhaal ho kar sardar ke bagal mein leit gaya
aur sochne laga ke apne saathiyo ko kaise gulaam hone se bachaye
aur kaise uttar disha mein aaye uun barfile ilaake mein ja kar apni man-chaahi muraad puri karey.
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kuch 15-20mins tak soch kar usne decide kar liya ke ab kuchh karna toh padega hi
woh khada ho gaya aur apni nikkar pehan li..
dekha toh sardar ab bhi so raha tha..duniya ko bhulakar.
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Nindbaad ne baaju mein pada hua takiya uthaya, aur sardar ke chehre par apni puuri taqat ke saath daba diya..
Sardar jaag gaya aur uthne ki koshish ki
magar Nindbad uski chhati par chadh gaya aur takiya dabaye rakha.
Nindbaad ke kasile mascular badan ki taqat ke aage sardar ki kya chalti..
kuch der tak bechare ne apne haath-paav yaha-waha fenk kar saamna karne ki koshish kari
magar uske muuh se ek aah tak nahi nikal pa rahi thi.
bass.. kuch hi palo ka woh khel tha..
fir sab saam-suum ho gaya.
khel khatm ho gaya..
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Nindbaad utha.
Cabin ke aas-paas dekha..
yaha waha dhunda..
cabin ke darwaaze ke piche waali almari mein ek talwaar mili.
Nindbaad ne dekha ke talwaal lakde ki thi.
bada ajib laga..
lakde ki talwaar...!
par yeh lakda kaafi mazbuut tha..
magar kisi bhi metal ya waisi mazbuut cheez se takra kar yeh tuut bhi sakti thi
but yes,
agar sahi tarah se istemaal kiya jaaye toh talwaar kisi bhi insaani jism ke aarpaar ja sakti thi, itni tez dhaar aur nok thi uski.
shart itni, ke beech mein kahi haddi se takkar na honi chaiye..
sabse bada bebefit iska yeh tha, ke yeh paani mein duubti nahi thi..
toh accidently samandar mein gir bhi gayi, toh dubegi nahi aur aaasani se wapas utha sakte thhe isse..
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Nindbaad ne talwaar uthaayi, aur bahar aaya. (contd..)
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