A CASE OF DIVORCE

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Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.
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The problem: who should get custody of the child...????
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Wife jumped up..
and said: “Your Honour! I brought the child into this world with pain and labour so it should be in my custody..”
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The judge turns to Husband and says “What do you have to say in your defence?”
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The husband sat for a while contemplating..
then slowly rose.
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He said- “Your Honour. If I put a coin in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it..? the machine’s or mine..?”
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Yeh suun ke…
Wife replied- “Judge sahab…bartan mera…doodh bhi mera…aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond daalne se, dahi bana toh fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do boond daalne wale ka..?”
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Husband replied : “Typewriter mein kagaz Maine dala.., keys daba-daba kar mehnat Maine ki.., fir
chithi kiski..? typewriter ki, ya meri..?”
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Frustrated Judge got mad on all this arguements..
he shouted -“Abay saale, agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta.. toh yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati.”
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