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Aur ek Kissa Suno..shayad yeh bhi aap sab ne nahi suuna hoga, bachpan mein.
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Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya.
Woh badi hi KATEELI NACHANIYA thi.
Itni zor se naachi ke sabke bulb phuse ho gaye.
Akbar bahut khush ho gaya.
Usne randi ko kaha, "Munnibai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye, meri jaan?
Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer.... kya chahiye, bol.
Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to bhi bataa de......uski behen utha li jayegi."
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Randi bahut khush hui, muh maange inaam ki baat sunke.
Par woh bahut hi kutti kism ki aurat thi.
Uske shanne dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.
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Woh Akbar se boli, "Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamat miley to kuchh arz karuun".
Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut senti tha.
Woh bola, "Jo marzi maang, Munni darling".
Randi boli, "Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai."
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Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi BAAWLI paagal to nahin ho gayi..?
Lekin woh manaa bhi nahin kar sakta tha....promise jo kar diya tha.
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Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha,
par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi....
woh nahin maani.
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Akbar bhi bechara kya karta,
usne 15 din baad ki DATE de di.
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Usne socha, ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega,
par kuttiya maan ke nahin deti thi.
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Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya,
toh Akbar ki haalat khasta ho gayi....
usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.
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Birbal aaya.
Akbar ne us'sey kaha, ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein hai.
Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya, ki chaahe use apni maa ko gali -gali, nachwani padey, par woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega.
Akbar ab thoda sa be-fikr ho gaya.
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Finally Tatti-day aa gaya.
Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
saale ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi.
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Subah - subah randi ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara.
Kehne lagi, "Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahi hagi hoon... jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki arrangement karwaaiye."
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Akbar ne phatey rumal ke tarah Birbal ki taraf dekha.
Birbal to kutte ki tarah hans raha tha.
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Apni seat se khada hua aur bola, "Munnibai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi....so karo."
Munnibai boli -"karu..?
Birbal bola -"be-shaq karo, ji bhar ke karo, gaand khol kar karo, lekin tumne sirf tatti karne ki izadat mili hai, su-su karne ki nahi.. toh agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar teri chuut mein pet mein ghusa ke gaand se bahar nikaal doonga."
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Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se nahin, apne baap ke baap Birbal se pada hai.
Woh chup-chaap uthi,
aur ghar chali gayi.
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Akbar hans diya, aur bola, "birbal, tu saale sudhrega nahi..gande maslo mein tera dimaag toh suuvar se bhi ganda ghumta hai"
Birbal sharmakar bola "jahaan-panah, sab sangat ka asar hai.."
Akbar samaz gaya ke birbal kya kehna chahta hai, magar tab woh khud itne jolly mood mein tha, ke Birbal uski gaand pe haath bhi ghuma deta, toh bhi usey maaf kr deta.
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