Sab ke Paas 'Ek' Hota Hai

Sabke paas, Ek hota hai..
Everbody has got, one..
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I have one, and you have one.
Every body in this group, has one.
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If your father has, a long one
u too get, a long one
and when u have, a short one
your brother too, has a short one
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So nothing can be done much
bcoz it's all, hereditary one
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Your mother uses, your father's one,
your chachi uses, your chacha's one,
your sister will use, her husband's one.
your wife of couse, will get, your one.
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After marriage, every husband loves
to give his wife, his one
Longer or shorter, she has to take his, one,
While he won't let her use, anybody elses' one.

Shankaracharya didn't use, his one,
Baba Ramdeo too doesn’t, uses his one
What else to say, my dear friends
Anarkali didn't even, have one..
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Muttiah Murlidharan had, a really long one..!
Mahashivlingam had, a even longer one..!
Mohammad Kaif and MS Dhoni
doesn't have much, long one
Robin Uthappa, Saurav Ganguly
surely have each, a bit long one
but Sachin Tendulkar our favourite player
has, still a longer one..!
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But I have a short one…
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well..so what ?
Kapil Dev has, even a shorter one..!
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What do you think, I am talking about ?
Think again, don't be..so dirty-mind..!
What is it I am talking about ?
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Hey, I am talking about your SURNAME..!
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