KARAN AND SHAHRUKH

Karan was at the hair-dressers saloon, chatting to his stylist.
"My friend has bad dandruff" -he said.
The stylist said "Give him head and shoulders."
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Karan went quiet.
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After a few minutes of deep thought he said. . .
"But how can one give SHOULDERS..?"
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"Sharukh, tum badey ho kar kya karna chahoge?" -Teacher asked in the class
"Ji, mai Himalay pe chadhunga" -ambitious Sharukh replied.
"Good," -teacher said- "aur Karan tum? tum kya karoge?
"Ji teacher, bada ho ke mai apna naam badal kar HIMALAY rakhna chahunga" -karan replied so innocently.
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Karan was so amused and confused when Mallika proposed him for marraige,
He didn't know how to react..what to say.. what to ask..
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At last he asked her- "Are u a virgin.. ?"
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"yup, but only at back side" -bold Mallika replied and asked- "and what about u..?"
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"Of course, me too. But only at front side" -Karan replied proudly.
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