SIDE-EFFECTS OF DRUGS

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College ke 2 ladke drugs lete hue pakde gaye..
dono pe police-case hua
aur court mein dono ko pesh kiya gaya.
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Judge ne dono ladko ko dekha..
dono kaafi chhoti umar ke thhe..
judge ne dono ko ek-ek chance dena chaha..
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usne dono ko ek paper aur ek pen diya
aur kaha -"iis par koi aisa message likho aur apne dosto ko padhaao.. taaki woh sab permanently drugs lena chhor de.. jitne ladko ko tum drugs lete rok paaoge, utne mahine ki tum dono ki kaid ki saza kam kar dunga.. ab agle mahine aana tum dono.. jaao..!"
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ek mahine ke baad...
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Judge ne pehle ladke ko puucha -tumne kitne ladko ko drugs se bachaya..?
Ladka: ji.. 12 ladko ko..
Judge: achcha hai.. magar yeh bataao tumne uus paper pe kya likha tha..
Ladka: ji maine aisa likha tha..
( . ) -tumhare dimaag ki size, drug lene se pehle
(.)   -tumhare dimaag ki size, drug lene ke EK SAAL BAAD
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Judge ne dusre ladke se puchha- aur bata tu kitne ladko ko rok paya..?
ladka: ji.. 35 ladke ne drug lena chhor diya
judge: arey waah.. yeh toh bada achcha hai..magar tumhara msg kya tha..?
ladka: wohi tha jo mere iis dost ne likha tha..magar bas, thoda sa alag tha..
maine likha..
(.)   -tumhari gaand ke chhed ki size..drugs lene ke jurm mein jail jaane se pehle
( . ) -tumhari gaand ke chhed ki size..drugs lene ke jurm mein jail jaane ke EK SAAL BAAD

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