SOME MORE

judey huy rishto ko, todti hai GF
mili huyi raahon ko, modti hai GF
kabhi na dil ke paas apne, aane dena isey
dilon ko dard se be-shaq, jodti hai GF
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mat samzna ke- ye nasihat, aap ke liye nahi
bcoz you are a gay
kyu ke
GF ka matlab hota hai...
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Galat Fehmi
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kyu..?
ho gayi thi na, abhi abhi aapko ?
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Apne dosto ke kehne par pappu ne FB me account toh khol liya
magar..
magar apni wall par kya likhna chahiye..
wo toh usey malum hi nahi tha..
Woh bahut confused tha..
Bahut socha..
bahot socha..
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aakhir usne likh diya ke-
"yaha pishab karna mana hai."
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Well..
so Pappu joined FB..
n ever since then,
he always wondered what does LOL meant.
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Some how..he came to a conclusion, that it should be "Lots Of Love".
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So he thought of using it, while messaging to his GF.
And he did..
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He wrote- "You are the only girl in my life. LOL"
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:D
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Pappu ne marne ke 5 minute pahle 2 sms kiye-
"mai ja raha hu.. reply fast..!"
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aur
1st reply Girl Frnd ka aaya-
"tum kaha ja rahe ho..? i am busy, baad me milenge..!"
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2nd sms dost ka aaya-
"abey kamine, kaha ja raha hai ? ruuk...mai bhi aata hu..!"
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ye padhkar Pappu muskuraya..
or bola-
"aaj phir, pyar, dosti se haar gaya..."
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Forward to all ur frnds to show,
that "friendship" is better than love..
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Height of innocence:
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Why do some girls watch a
porn movie till the end?
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They think that the boy will marry the girl in the end..!
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Guys..
Tell u one thing..
Sex between 3 persons is called threesome..
Sex between 4 persons is called foursome..
and so on..
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so, It conveniently suggests,
that...
most of us prefer to call ourselves HANDSOME..!
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Some One-Liners..
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Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.
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If You Drink, Don’t Park. Accidents Cause People.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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If At First You Don’t Succeed... blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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Illiterate..? Write For Help.
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If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut
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