INDIAN STUDENT- SO DUMB, SO INTELLIGENT

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It was the 1st day of a school in USA
and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the 9th Standard
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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Ok..? So tell me, Who said
"Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
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She saw nothing except blank faces, but then Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:
"Patrick Henry, 1775" -he said.
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"Very good..! now..who said -"Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth..?"
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Again, no response from any student except from Chandrasekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" -said Chandrasekhar.
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The teacher snapped at the class,
"Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
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She heard a loud whisper:
"Fuck the Indians,"
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"Who said that?" -she demanded.
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Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
"General Custer, 1862."
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At that point, a student in the back said,
"I'm gonna puke."
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The teacher glares around and asks-
"All right..! now, who said that..?"
Again, Chandrasekhar says- "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
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Now furious, another student yells- "Oh yeah..? Suck this..!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher-
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997..!"
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Now..with almost mob hysteria someone from behind said-
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice-
" Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."
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Teacher fainted.
The class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
and someone said- "Oh shit, we're fucked!"
And Chandrasekhar said quietly- I think it was George Bush, in Iraq, 2007."
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