CLEVER BOY

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd standard.
The boy said 'Ma'am, I should b in 4th standard, I'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th standard'.
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The Ma'am {Teacher} had  heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the Principal's office.
She explained everything to the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th standard should know.
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 Principal: What's 3+3?
 Boy: 6
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 Principal: 6+6?
 Boy: 12
& so on...
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The Principal asked the boy many ques to the boy got them right.
So he then asked Ma'am to send the boy to 4th standard.
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 Ma'am decided to ask some more questions
& the Principal agreed.
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Ma'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
 Boy: Legs
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 Ma'am: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
 Boy: Pockets
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 Ma'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish
liquid?
Boy: Coconut
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Ma'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy : Fork
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 Ma'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.)
Boy: Bubble Gum
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 Ma'am: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?
Boy: Tent
( The principal was looking restless..)
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 Ma'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has
me 1st and what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring
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 Ma'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good..who am I?
Boy: Nose
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 Ma'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver. Who am i..?
Boy:Arrow
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 Ma'am: Whats it that all men have, it'slonger in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname
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Ma'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin & is
 responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart
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 The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher: 'Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself...!!
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