Raavan ke Vardaan

Ek Shraddhanjali, Raavan ko..!
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Aaj Dashera hai..
Raavan ji ki barsi hai..
toh ek kissa unki yaad mein, ek shraddhanjali ke taur par..
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Pappu ne Hindu Mythology padh kar ye jaana, ke log tapasya kar ke bhagwaan ko prasann karte thte
aur unse vardaan maang ke apni manchahi ichcha puri karte thhe
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Ye sab padh ke Pappu ne decide kiya ke wo Bhagwaan ki nahi, Raavan ki tapasya karega aur Raavan ko prasann karega.
6 mahina tak usne bahut strong, bahut kadi tapsya kari,
aur aakhir...
Raavan ji prasaan ho gaye.
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Ravan bola: koi meri tapasya karta nahi, par tuney ki hai. Is'sey mai bahut khush hua hu yaar..  bol tuje kya chahiye ?
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iss par Pappu bola: aap muje 10 vardaan de do.
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ye sun kar Ravan bola: kya..? 10 vardaan ? chutiya samazta hai kya..? bhagvaan bhi toh ek, do, ya MAX TO MAX teen vardaan dete hai..tu kaise 10 maang raha hai..
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Pappu: do teen chahiye hotey toh mai bhi, auro ki tarah bhagwaan ki hi tapasya karta na..! dekhiye, koi aapki tapasya nai karta..magr maine ki hai..kitna importance diya hai aap ko..aur waise bhi bhagwaan ko ek sar hota hai, mgr aap ko toh 10 sar hai, toh ab aap muje 10 vardaan de hi do..
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Ravan: NOTHING DOING.. mai tumko sirf 3 vardaan dunga.. bolo kya chahiye..?
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Pappu: well, in that case...mai chahta huu ke ye jo aapki gada hai na..wo ek lakdi bann jaaye...!
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Ravan: WHAT..? abey beokuuf, apne liye kuch maang..meri gadaa ne kya bigada hai tera..anyway.. ye le.. isko lakdi bana deta hu.. bas..! ab aage bol dusra vardaan kya chahiye ?
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Pappu: ok gr8.. ab mai chahta hu ke ye lakdi jo hai, wo aapki gaand me ghus jaaye..
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Ravan: abey o bhadve..! sar to nai ghum gaya tera..?
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Pappu: dekhiye sir, aap ne muje vachan diya hai..ab aap pichhey nahi hatt sakte..
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Ravan: haan, wo to hai..praan jaaye par vachan na jaay.. ok chal,  ye le..!
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Aur aadhi lakdi andar ghus gayi..
Pappu kuchh der surprisingly ye dekhta raha..
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Ravan: abey dekh kya raha hai.. jaldi aage bol..tisra aur aakhri vardaan kya chahiye..taaki mai isey bahar nikal feku..
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Pappu: aakhri ? magar sir, aap muje 10 vardaan to dene padenge..
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Ravan: na bola na.. behas karne ka time nai hai mere paas..jaldi bol.. bahut dard ho raha hai yahaan..
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Pappu: wo kya hai na..
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Ravan: jaldi..jaldi..,  point pe aa.. mai ek straight banda hu..aisa sab andar lene ki muje aadat nai hai samje.. now hurry up..!
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Pappu: that's right sir, soch lo..aap totally straight ho.. aur agar aapne muje 10 vardaan nai diye to fir mera tisra vardaan ye hoga ke.. YE LAKDI ANDAR HI.. FIR SE GADA BANN JAAYE..ab bolo ..!
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Well...
Ravanji aakhir 10 vardaan dene ko raazi ho hi gaye..
ab kya kya vardaan diye uski baat to fir kabhi..
lekin Ravan ne decide toh kar hi liya, ke ye tapasya, vardaan etc. ke chakkar me woh fir kabhi nahi padenge...!
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