Barbie Doll ke Boy Friends (1)

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"AAKHIR 43 SAALO KE SAATH KE BAAD, BARBIE-DOLL NE APNE BOY FRIEND 'KEN' KO GOOD-BYE KAR DIYA HAI, 
AUR AB WOH 'BLAINE' NAAM KE, EK AUSTRALIAN GUDDEY SE DATING KAR RAHI HAI..."
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Maine chaunk kar magazine mein se apna sar uthakar, upar TV ki aur dekha.
New-Channel chal rahi thi. Aur news reporter yeh interesting story bata raha tha.
Mere haath mein ek sports magazine tha. 
Aur usme lagi muscular sports-men ki photos dekhne mein, mai itna goom tha, ke meri mom ne music-channel badal kar, kab News-channel laga di, uska kuchh pata hi nahi chala, 
aur na hi (meri chhoti sister) Gracy ko iis baat ka pata chala, 
q ke wo bhi apne toys aur dolls se khelne mein busy thi.
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Lekin Gudda-Guddi ki news suunkar, mera dhyaan uus taraf gaya, aur saath saath mein Gracy ki taraf bhi, 
q ke Barbie-Doll toh uski ki favourite toy thi, 
ya yuun kaho, ke Barbie uski fast friend thi
Maine dekha, ke Barbie-Doll ke naam se uske bhi haath tham gaye thhe, 
aur wo bhi TV ki taraf dekhne lagi thi.
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"MAAN'NE MEIN NAHI AA RAHI YE BAAT, KYUN KE BARBIE AUR KEN KI JODI, KA MATLAB SALT AND PEPPER YAANI, NAMAK AUR KAALI MIRCH KI JODI, BREAD AND BUTTER KI JODI THI..YAANI KE, EK KA NAAM LETE HI DUSRA YAAD AA JAAYE.
1961 SE 2004 TAK SAATH REHNE KE BAAD, AB YEH JODI TUUT GAYI HAI.  AUR KUCHH SAALO SE, BACHCHO KI YEH CHAHITI BARBIE DOLL, AB 'BLAINE' NAAM KE HANDSOME AUSTRALIAN GUDDE KE SAATH, APNI JODI BANA RAHI HAI, JO KI TOY-MARKET MEIN KAAFI HITT SAABIT HUI HAI.."
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"mamma, i want Blaine..get mein Blaine.. get mein Blaine today itself.." -TV pe yeh news suun kar, Gracy chilla uthi..
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"ok..ok my sweetie..I'll will get u very soon. U know my baby, ye USA ki news hai.. uus naye guddey ko indian market mein aane toh do.."
"no way..aap enquiry karo. The news says, ke Barbie-Ken ka break-up 2004 mein hua hai, and she is dating Blaine since a few years..so i'm sure, u'll find him here in India too. Agar yaha, Goa mein na miley toh Mumbai mein toh surely mil jayega. Ask Maggie Aunty. She'll get one for me, from Mumbai. Please mamma please.."
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10 saal ki meri sister ki itni saari news grasping ki ability dekh kar..
indeed, I was quite impressed.
"oh mamma, U try it a bit hard, and i'm sure u'll be able to get her, what she wants," maine apni sister ki tarafdaari karte hue, apni mom ko convince karna chaha.
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And indeed, meri mom ne sincerly try kiya. 
Aur kyu na karti wo, 
aakhir ham dono ko kitna chaahti hai woh. 
5 saal pehle Dad ki death ke baad, ham dono bachche hi toh hai, unke jiney ka maksad. Ham dono ko khush rakhne ke liye wo paisa spend karne me, kabhi kanjusi nahi karti. 
Aur kyu kare kanjusi..? 
My dad has left enuf money for us. 
And besides, meri mom ek sucessful Lawyer bhi hai, and she earns quite a lot from her profession. 
aur haan, hamara ek bada sa farm bhi toh hai, 
is'se hamey fruits and vegetables ki bhi income hoti hai.
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Aur issliye, sir 2 hi din mein, hamare ghar mein ek aur naya gudda BLAINE aa gaya..
My mom managed to get him from Goan market itself.
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Toh ab se Barbie ke toy-box mein, Ken ke badle Blaine soyega Barbie ke saath..  
haha.. (wink)

Meri sister Gracy ke saath saath, mai bhi bahut khush tha.. 
q ke ek aur gudda jo aa gaya tha hamare ghar. 

Ab yaar, aap soch rahe honge, ke ek 15-16 saal ka jawan ladka gudda-guddi se khel raha hai..? how silly..!
But then, let mein tell u, mai GUDDI se nahi, sirf GUDDO se khelta hu.. (wink)
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Abhi kuchh dino ke liye, atleast for one week, Gracy muje uun khilauno ko touch bhi nahi karne degi.. 
so I'll hv toh control myself.. 
shhhhhhhewwwwwwww.......
oohhhhhhhh Blaine...... 
ooooohhhhhhhh Ken.....
Let us see, uskey baad, kya hota hai..
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Khair, Blaine toh jab muje jab milega tab, lekin Ken toh bahut pehle Barbie ke pichhe pichhe hamare ghar aa gya tha.
Toh Ken ke saath toh aksar 'khelne' ko milta hai muje. 
Magr dosto, apna khelne ka style kuch alag hi hota hai..(wink) 
hope u all understand. yeah..? 
smart guyz ..!
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Yaar, iin guddo mein ek hi problm hoti hai..
hotey toh hai yeh mast..chikne, 
magar niche, saalo ke.. kuchh hota hi nahi hai.. 
haha.. 
na lund aur na tattey..! 
iisliye, in the very beginning..muje kuch jyada mazaa nahi aata tha. 
Dost..wohi toh cheez hai, jisme ham jaise loundo ko real interest hai..
am i right..?
yeah.. smart guyz again..
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Toh ye tumhara dost bhi ko kachhi goliya nahi khela..
mai kya kiya..pata hai..?
ok.. 
do u know moulding clay..? wohi chikni chipchipi mitti..?
ya..ya, wohi.. !
u take a lump of that clay...and its very easy toh give any shape to it.. 
chhote bachcey us'se sqaure, triangle, rectangle, cube..etc etc banana sikhte hai..
even Gracy, my sister.. uus clay se kuch na kuch banati rehti hai..!
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Toh..
mai wo moulding clay liya.. It comes in different colours, u see.. !
so..? 
yeah, u predicted right, 
I took skin coloured yaani ke, light brown clay. 
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Fir uska lund banaya..aur Ken ko nanga karke sahi jagah pe chipka diya..
2 sahi Shape ke tattey banaye.. 
aur lund ke nichey, usey bhi chipka diye. 
Fir dark brown color ki skech-pen se jaant ke baal bana diye..
haha.. ho gaya kaam..!
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Ab lagta tha apna Ken, mast launda..solid maal..!
usko fir kapde pehna diye..
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saala aisa lagta tha ke uske right leg ki taraf me, mota sa 'anakonda' ghus gaya ho..!
woh kya hai na..lund thoda mota aur lamba bann gaya tha..(wink)
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Ab Gracy toh kabhi uskey kapde utaarti nahi..
iisliye uske toh dhyaan mein kuchh aaya nahi..
lekin, wo saali Barbie.... pata nahi, lekin thodi khush nazar aa rahi thi, 
shayad maine Ken mein jo badlaav kiya, us'sey.. (wink)
These toy manufacturers, I feel... saale chutiye honge.. 
itna saara kaam muje karna padd raha hai..!
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But then...it's ok yaar.. 
waise gudde, toh wo kya mast handsome banate hai, 
ke uunpe haath ghumate hi, mera toh lund khada ho jata hai. 
Unke arms ke muscles.. 
unki ubhri hui chest.. 
kasi hui thighs.. 
Wow ! 
muth maarne mein maza aata hai..yaar !
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Anyway, 
Blaine ke aane ke baad, do-teen dino mein hi, maine usko bhi aise hi real sense mein 'mard' bana diya..
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It's nearly a week now.. 
Ab meri sister ka craze Blaine par se, ab kuchh kam ho gaya hai. 
Usko toh bas ek hi satisfaction hai, ke Barbie ko usne, apna manchaha boyfriend la kar diya hai..
aur jis'se break-up ho gaya hai, uus Ken ko us'sey alag kar diya hai..
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Toh fir aaj.. 
dono solid chikney guddey mere saath soyenge.. 
Wow..! 
dono haath mein ek ek gudda !
Cool yaar..!
i mean.. so hot na..!
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Round about 9pm, 
Gracy apni room mein khelte khelte so gayi.. 
Mai uski room mein ja kar dono chikno ko le kar aaya, apni room mein. 
Wo saali Barbie.... 
pata nahi kyu.... 
magar muje definitely aise laga, ke jaise hi maine Blaine ko uthaya.. toh uska toh muh, maare gussey se laal hota chala.. 
ek pura week masti maari hai bhosdiwali ne..  
fir bhi uska dil nahi bhara.. 
Chhinaal Saali..! Bitch..!
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Anyway, dono guddo ko apni room mein laaya.. 
aur ek dusro ko 'introduce' karvaya maine
ab frndz banane ke liye, wo toh karna hi chahiye na..
fir dono ko bilkul nanga karke, ek dusre ke baaju-baaju mein sula kar, mai hall mein aakar tv dekhne laga.
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Lekin muje toh uus saali Barbie ka gussey se laal chehra hi yaad aa raha tha..
aur mere tv dekhne ke mood ki toh...ma chud gayiiii..
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Tab tak Mom aayii. 
Puchhne lagi -Raul what r u watching..?
"Nothing in particular, Mom," -kehkar maine remote unko de diya, 
aur fir
'I'm feeling so tired Mom, mai soney ja rha hu.. gud nite Mom." -itna bol kar, unhe ek gud-nite kiss de kar, mai apne bedroom mein aa gaya.
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Apni bed-room mein aakar light switch on ki. 
Aur apne favourite guddo ke paas gaya.
but then, I was bit puzzled yaar...
kyu ke muje yaad hai tab tak, maine dono ko 'facing each-other' position mein sulaya tha. Par ab aa ke dekha toh Blaine, Ken ko pichhe se chipka hua tha aur uska ek haath Ken ki kamar par tha.. 
kya pata..
shayad maine hi waise rakha hoga, dono ko.. 
God knows..! 
Forget it..
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Aur fir mein bathroom mein chala gaya.
Shower liya..aur thodi der mein waapas aaya..
Dono guddey wohi position mein thhe.. 
koi kahi farq nahi tha..
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Oh yeah, Ken ki aankhe shayad masti mein kuchh jyada chamak rahi thi..
ya fir room lagaye hue naye LED-lamp ka kuchh kamaal tha.. 
whatever..
Bed-lamp off karke mai bistar pe leit gaya..
Ken meri baaju mein tha, 
aur Blaine uske pichhey.. 
laga hua tha..
dono nange..aur dono meri taraf 'smile' kar rahe thhe.. 
at least..muje aisa laga, khidki se kamre mein aati hui moonlight ki wajah se..!
anyway..
isi position mein, mai so gaya..                           (continued)
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