Chal, Lagi Shart (1)

"Hello..!"
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"Kaai re saaiba, kuthe aahes re tu..?
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"who's speaking ?"
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"arey, tu tharla big shot..kasa kai aathvan thevnaar chhotya maansa chi.."
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"kaun Dulhan ? arey.., bol baba bol.. wat's up ?
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Nirmal fon par baat kar rha tha, tab tak Abhay aa gaya room mein
aur ishaare se puchhne laga ke, -kaun hai line pe.
Nirmal ne ishare se hi samja diya, ke Dulhan ka fon hai.
Dulhan ka khyaal aate hi Abhay dusri room me chala gaya.
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Dulhan ka asli naam Dilip tha
woh ek cross-dresser tha,
aur gay-party organize karta tha.
Gay-party se hue profit par apna guzara karta tha.
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Abhay ko toh ab koi interest nahi tha, Dilip-dulhan ki parties mein.
Waise bhi woh kaafi thaka hua tha..
toh bed-room me jaa ke apni pant utaar kar bed par leit gaya.
Usey koi jyada interest nahi tha uski baato mein.
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Kuchh der mein Nirmal aa gaya bed-room mein.
Aur Abhay ko chipak kar baith gaya.
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"kya bol rahi thi teri dulhan-raani..?" Abhay ne puchha
"Kuchh nahi, muje bol rahi thi ke tere marad ne, ab muje daana daalna bandh kar diya hai.."
Nirmal ne hans kar aankh maarte hue kaha.
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"abey kamine, maine uus veishya ko daane daale hi kab thhe..? aur saale, mai tera marad
kabse bann gaya..? "
Abhay ne sotey sotey hi juth-muth ka gussa dikha kar Nirmal ka haath pakad kar usey marod diya..
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"haath chhor saale, fracture aa jayega, toh mera lund tuje hi hila kar dena padega"
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"abey toh maine kab tuje mangalsutra pehnaya hai..? jo muje apna mard bata raha hai.."
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"Mai nahi woh bol rahi thi.. Ma ke laude,  tu haath chhod mera.."
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Nirmal ab gir kar Abhay ke adh-nange badan par leit gaya tha.
Abhay ne uska haath chhor diya.
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Woh dono ab agal-bagal mein leite thhe..
dono ne sirf ek-ek short hi pehni thi..
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"Aur kya bol rahi thi woh ?"
"bol rahi thi..ke chaar mahine mein teen-teen party ho gayi uski, aur ham log gaye hi nahi. Har
baar usne sms bhi kiye thhe inform karne ke liye, but neither we went nor cared to reply. iisliye
iis baar usne personally fon kiya, invite karne ke liye"
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"abey chhor yaar, " -abhay ne apni ek taang aur ek haath Nirmal ke badan par daalte hue
kaha,
uski taang ab Nirmal ke lund ko daba rahi thi,
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"uuski party mein koi hariyaali to hoti nahi, unnecessary it's the pain in the ass. sab 20-22 saal
ke bachche ikattha karti hai woh veishya saali.. aisa lagta hai jaise kisi school ke annual day
function me aa gaye ho."
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"indeed I agree with u yaar," -Nirmal ne uski nangi thigh par haath ghumate hue kaha- "aur
maine us'se yeh kaha bhi, ke iis umar ke ladko me ham-dono me se kisi ko interest nahi
hai.."
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"Saala khud toh ab budhdha hotey chala, par uski khud ki choice mein maturity nahi aayi."
Abhay Dilip ka zikr karte hue bola.
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"magar iis baar kuch 30+ ke guys bhi aa rahe hai, woh bol raha tha. That's why he was insisting
on us to attend it. Maine kaha we'll definitely try this time. Chal ek baar ja ke aate hai..kuch
nahi jama to 12 baje tak laut ayenge..waise bhi kaunsa extreme charges hai uski party ke. 450
rupaye ki entry fee mein do beer bhi pee lenge toh vasuul ho jayenge paise."
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"kya lund vasuul hoga.. ? saali Kotad, beer bhi ekdam cheap wala serve karti hai." -Abhay ne
apni taang utha li Nirmal ke dhile lund ke upar se..
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"theek hai yaar..ab maine bol diya hai to ja kar aate hai..shayad kuchh aisa dikh jaaye jo
aankho ko thandak de de.."
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"Tu bolta hai to jaate hai iis baar.  kabhi ? saturday nite ko hai kya?" -Abhay agree hokar
bola.
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"Yup," Nirmal ne bed se khade ho kar apni pant pahente hue kaha.
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"abey, tu kaha ja raha hai..? I thot u are staying here..i've brought new stuff of beer"
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"saaley, 7.30 baje se yahaa gaand marva raha hu akela, tera wait karte karte..aur tu abhi 11
baje aaya ghar pe." -Nirmal chillaya.
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"muje doubt tha, ke i'll be late. That's why i handed over the room-keys to you..chal khol bottle.
jaldi pura lenge"
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"abey nahi, i'm scheduled to report early 2moro morning. Toh fix hai na dulhan ki party ka?" -
Nirmal jaate jaate bola
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"haan, tu itna bol raha hai. to chal ho kar aatey hai..magr i'm sure koi achcha piece nahi
milega waha"
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"milega.. yaar" Nirmal ne apni assurance di..
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"chal, lagi shart..?"
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"ha..ha..ha"  -Nirmal ne zor se thahaka maar kar hans diya aur waha se chal diya... (contd..)
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