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Abhay aur Nirmal dono dost, aaj ek gay-party attend karne aaye the..
Dilip-Dulhan ki party ne dhire dhire rang lana shuru kar diya tha..
It was about 10pm, jab dono dost enter hue.
Mumbai ke ek duur ke suburb Bhayandar mein ek chhote se farm house mein party rakhi gayi thi..
always waheen hua karti thi Dilip Dulhan ki parties.
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Bunglow ke badey se hall me, approx 50 chairs ki arrangement ki gayi thi.
Pichey ek corner mein drinks ka bar banaya hua tha..soft drinks as well as hard drinks.
Uskey bagal mein ek dark room bhi tha..jo ke main attraction tha, aaneywale guests ka..
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(sab ka nahi toh bhi atleast 75% guys ka..)
Hall me dusrey corner par chairs ke aagey ki aur, ek temporary stage jaisa banaya gaya tha..just one & half feet uncha..
sirf uthni hi height thi, ke jo bhi uus par khada ho, woh sabko dikhaai de chahe kitna bhi short-heighted kyo na ho woh.
Aur stage jyada uncha na honey ki wajah se, audience ko aisa hi lagta tha ke uus par jo bhi ho raha hai, woh uun ke beech mein hi ho raha hai..
us'sey ek intimacy bani rehti thi, audience aur performers ke beech..
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Hall me ekdam dull lightings thi aur kaafi loud music chal raha tha.
Aur abhi ek transvestite ladka, us stage par dance kar raha tha..
"Munni badnaam hui.." ke gaane par thirakta hua uska badan, kisi bhi ladki ko infiriority feel karwa sakta tha..
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All around the stage, chairs par aade tedhe baithe ladke aur mard, taaliyo ka taal de kar uus performer ko cheer up kar rahey the.
Mahaul mein masti chhayi hui thi.
Kisi ke haath mein beer ka mug to kisi ke haath me soft-drink ki bottle.
kisika haath bagal-wale ke shoulder par, to kisika apne dost ki thigh par..
koi sharm nahi.. na koi jijhak
free atmosphere..
smoking allowed thi..
toh dhuaa bhi mahul ko apni masti baksh raha tha..
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Jaise hi Nirmal-Aabhay enter hue to Dulhan ne unhe greet kiya -"ye re saiba..bara zala re baba, tumhi aaley..kitee divsaa paasun vaat paahte tumchi..faar santapli re..! kaai ho? visarle kaai hya vidhwa baai la..?"
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Dono ne dekha ke Dilip ne safed saari pehni hui thi.. na haath mein chudi-kangan aur na hi galey mein mangal-sutra..
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"What the hell dulhan..?" Abhay ne kaha, "aaj meri raani, aise kapdo mein? na saaj na singaar ? arey re..kya fir se vidhwa ho gayee kya ?"
"Kaai karu re raja..!," Dilip ne kaha, "maaze tar nasheeb'ch futlele..meri kismat mein sachcha pyaar hai hi nahi.."
"Kyo kya hua.. kidhar hai Milind..tera marad" Nirmal ne pucha..
"nako re vichaaru kahi, yeh dekh," keh kar dulhan ne apna pallu hata kar apni nangi peeth bataayi..
wahan khun jam gaya tha..
lagta tha kisi ne kaafi pitaayi ki thi, bechare ki.
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"arey re, kya hai yeh sab dulhan.. itna maara uus ne " Abhay ke muh se nikal gaya.
"nako re kaaljee karu tu, bala, zaa. Za tu aat madhi.. dekh party shuru ho gayi hai.. mast kawle kawle ladke aaye hai.. koni aavadlaas, tar hi bichaari bai la, thanks-tip dyala visru nakaa..bara ka?"
Iis Dilip-dulhan ki bhi ajeeb kahani thi..
kisi bhi mard ke saath, bechari ki 6-8 mahine se jyaada setting chalti hi nahi thi..
Yeh 4th time hua tha..
Jab bhi kisi se kaanta bhid jata, toh agli party mein solah singar kar ke woh, in the true sense, dulhan bann kar, party ko host karti.
khud bhi khub naach gaa kar enjoy karti aur dusre ko bhi khushi deti..
Magr naseeb ki maari bechari, ke ek bhi mard ne usey apna dil nahi diya..
jaise hi dil bhar jaata, uus bande ko uusme hazaaro aib nazar aaney lagte..
fir ladaai jagda maar-pitaai kar ke us'sey alag ho jata..
ab woh bhi gam bardasht nahi hota toh, agli party mein aise hi, sab singaar chhor kar, kisi jogan ki tarah apni party host karti..
itne bholey dil ki thi woh, ke apni khushi bhi chhupa na sakti aur na hi apna dukh daba sakti..
sab ke saamne apne dil ki kitaab khol deti..
koi jab nahi hota, apna sukh-dukh baantne ko, to insaan duniya mein har kisi mein apnapan talash karnei ki koshish karta hai..jis'se woh apni feelings baant kar apna dil halka kar le.
Aur isi me uski bhalaai hoti hai, warna andar hi andar ghunt ke marr jata hai woh.
Dulhan wohi karti thi.
( Frndz, iis Dilip-Dulhan ki, aur aisi kai ek transvertite queens ki, sahi me, badi dardnaak aapbitee hoti hai..I
I'll tell u about her, some other time..
may be i'll write a seperate story of him/her.)
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Dono dost party mein ghul mil gaye..
Sab ko ek theme de gayi thi..ek stage drama karne ka..
Film 'Sholey' ka woh wala scene perform karna tha, jisme Gabbar Veeru ke haath paav baandh kar uskey saamneusi ki premika Basanti ko nachata hai..
Scene wohi perform karna tha, magar apne hi style aur dialogues ke saath.
Film ki script se chipak'ke rehna zaruri nahi tha..
important tha toh bas ke usme novelty ho..comedy ho, music ho..entertainment ho..
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ek grup khada ho kar gaya stage par..
kursi par Gabbar baitha tha..
dusre ladke ne ek chunri daal diya apne sar par, aur Basanti bann gaya.
Veeru dusri kursi par haath baandh kar baith gya.
"Basanti, iis chhakkey ke saamne mat naachna.." Veeru bola..
"Abey bhosdi ke, chhakka kisko bolta hai..? "Gabbar bola,
fir nichey Stage pe bithe do ladko se puchha, "kya re Kaalia? bol re Saamba, tum dono ki toh kitni baar le chuka hu mai.. bataao kya mai chhakka hu..?"
Audience mein thahako ki aawaaz gunj uthi..
Audience ki firki taan'na kaafi common tha iin performers mein.
Dono ladke maare sharm ke jhemp gaye..
par fir samhal kar ek bol utha.."nahi sardaar, aap toh stud ho, Wow, what a hunk u are..abhi bhi dard ho raha hai..theek se baith nahi pa raha hu.."
Fir se hall audience ke thahako se bhar gaya
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"Dekha, ? what a fucking proof." Gabbar hans kar bola.."Chal be O basanti ki bachchi, chal apna thumka laga."
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Basanti ne naach shuru kiya..
Kaafi trained dancer tha woh ladka..
mazey se naach raha tha..
public ne kaafi enjoy kiya..
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Veeru chup-chhap baitha tha..
woh kuchh der mein chilla utha.."dekh saale kamine, mera dost aaya hai..muje chhudwaane, Jay....Jaaaaay, aaja... aaja..."
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Bhaagta hua Jai bana hua ek ladka stage par gya..
rassi kaat kar Veeru ko riha kiya..
Fir Gabbar ko ek punch maar kar gira diya.
And then..
Veeru, instead of running towards Basanti, woh Jay ki aur dauda aur zor se ussey chipak kar smooch karne laga..
dono ladke ne kissing karna shuru kiya..
public hurrey.. hurrey.. ke saath unko support karne lagi..
Dono frnds Jai aur veeru, basanti ko bye bye kar ke chale gaye..
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Basanti roney lagi.."haay re meri kismat, muje mard mila toh woh bhi muva gay tha..meri toh kismat fuut gayi.. ab mai kya karu.."
Gabbar khada ho kar bola -"ro mat meri chhammak chhallo, chal, merese shaadi kar le"
"nahi.." Basanti jhalla kar boli.."mujey mard-jaat se nafrat ho gayi hai..Chal Dhanno, ab to tu hi meri sachchi lover hai.."
public mein fir hansi ki laher daud gayi..
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"Abey, ghodi ke saath..?" gabbar ne puchha.
"yes, woh jaanwar hai toh kya hua, hai to aakhir aurat-jaat hi....wohi muje sachcha pyaar degi" Basanti boli, "woh kamina agar gay ho sakta hai, to mai lesbian kyo nahi..!"
ha..ha..ha....
aur tabhi ek ladka ghodi ban kar aaya..aur basanti ko lekar stage par se nichey aa gaya..
Hall me whistles ki aawaaze gunjne lagi..
Gabbar akela reh gya..
Usney nichey waalo do ladko ko ishara kar ke kaha -Oye Kaalia, Saamba, lagta hai sachcha pyaar toh ab mujey tum dono se hi mil payega.."
Woh nichey utra aur uun dono ladko ko utha kar apni baaho me jakad liya..
Hall mein taaliya ko aawaaz ke saath woh drama-act khatm hua.
Ab dusre grup ki baari thi, same theme par kuch alag kar ke dikhane ki..
"I'll get a beer for both of us" Act khatm hotey hi Nirmal ne kaha aur khada ho kar bar ki taraf gaya..
kaafi bheed thi waha..
woh jaise hi do glasses le kar palta ke ek shaks se takra gaya..
"Madarchod, " woh man hi mann badbaday..
uski shirt puri bheeg gayi thi..
Uus bande ko do gaaliya sunaane ko usne apna sar upar kiya..ke uska muh adh-khulla hi reh gaya..
Saamne Cyrus tha..
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