Friends..
Recently I had told u, that I'll be posting the fiasco of my two sex-dates..
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Here's the 1st one..
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Yeh baat hai aaj se 3 week pehle ki,
aur tab mai aap sab ki tarah bhala changa tha..(filhaal maleria se pareshan hu)
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Mai apni bike par Thane se Kalyan-Bhiwandi waale raste par ja rha tha.
ek client ko milna, mai kai ek dino se taal rha tha,
magar jab baat jaan par aa gayi,
toh boss ki gaaliya sun'ne se pehle hi, maine uski factory par ja kar aana decide kar liya.
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Waise toh yeh highway ke jaise, kaafi chuada aur pakka rasta hai,
magar client ki factory tak jaane ke liye muje beech raaste se left turn le kar ek kachche raste par jana pada.
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Ghar se nikla toh koi baarish nahi thi.
Magar fir, thodi thodi baarish shuru hui..
aur uske, zordaar honey ke aasaar bhi nazar aaney lagey
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Mai apne aap ko kos rha tha, ke aaj mai ghar ke bahar hi kyo nikla.
Raste pura sumsaam tha..
koi vehicle jyada dikh nahi raha tha.
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Aur fir..
kuch 10 mins travel kiya hoga
ke meri bike jawaab de gayi.
aur meri taqleefo mein aur bhi izaafa hua..
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Mai ruuk gaya
aur dhimi dhimi baarish ko jhelta hua bike repair karne ki nakaam koshish krne laga
Muje barabar khyaal tha, ke iis kachchi sadak par koi garage ya mechenic ka shop maine dekha nahi hai.
Iska matlab yeh, ke agar yeh haramkhor chalu nahi hui, toh muje issey ghasite-ghasite main-road tak lekar jana padega..
phew..
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barish mein, mai kaafi bhig rha tha..
aur apna sar niche juka kar fault dundhne ki koshish mein tha..
tabhi ek aawaz aayi
'kya hua..? kharab ho gyi kya..?'
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maine sar upar kar ke dekha..
mere bilkul paas mein, woh apni bike rok ke khada hua tha.
woh 23-24 saal ka ek ladka tha.
achcha bhala, handsome, lambe baal rakhe hue, jo ke baarish mein bhig kar uski gardan se chipak gye the..
saanvla sa rang tha magar pehli nazar mein kisi bhi gay bande ko pasand aa jaaye, waisa.
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Aise difficult time mein muje usey niharne ka koi saukh nahi ho rha tha.
Mera pehla preference meri bike ko chaalu condition mein laana tha..
Uska sawaal bhi bilkul beokufo jaisa tha..
'kya hua..? kharab ho gyi kya..?'
aur nahi to kya..? muje kya, koi saukh hai kya, aisi baarish mein khadey hokar uski ungli karne ka..?
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well, maine waisa toh jawaab nahi diya..
on the contarary mai khush hua, ke iis sumsaam sadak par koi toh mila, jo muje kuch help kr sakey, chaahe ekdam chhoti si help hi kyo na ho..
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Khair.. us'sey kuch formal batein hui..
usne muje help karne ki koshish kari
magar 5-10mins ke baad woh bola, ke yaha mehnat karna bekaar hai. agar mai chahu toh woh muje help karega, bike ko mechenic ki workshop tak le jaane mein.
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I was totally tired..toh mai fauran raazi ho gya..
aur badi mushakkat se ham, meri ruuthi hui maha-raani ko uskey maike chhor aaye..
2 ghante ke baad, uske hosh thikaane par laane ke baad, fir se usey lene bhi jaana tha
Bijli chali gayi thi
aur shop mein, abhi din mein 4 baje bhi itna andhera tha,
ke woh bechara mechenic koi kaam nahi kar paane wala tha.
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iis dauran mai apne iis masiha-ladke ke baare mein kaafi kuch jaan paya..
uska naam Diego tha.
woh Goa ka rehnewala tha..
yaha apne uncle aur aunty ke saath rehta tha..
Bhiwandi mein hi kisi hotel mein receptionist ka job kar rha tha..
subah 7 se dopahr 3 bahe tak ki shift mein kaam kar ke woh ghar laut rha tha
ke bich raaste mein, mujse uski mulaqaat ho gyi.
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Maine bhi apne baare mein thodi sach, toh thodi juuthi baatein bataai.
Uski har baat aur harkat, pukaar pukaar kar iis baat ki gawaahi deti thi, ke woh ek gay ladka hai..
aur definitely mere mein usko interest tha..
yaani ke, mai uski choice ka tha.
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Diego ne jab bataya, ke woh ek hotel-receptionist ka job kr rha hai,
toh maine andaza lagaya ke woh bottom hi hona chaiye,
(mere pichchle experience yahi kehte hai)
yeh ke ek achchi baat thi, mere liye, agar hamey kuch karne ka mauka miley, toh
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Baarish ab bhi nahi ruuki thi..balke thodi tez bhi gayi thi..
usney muje kaha ke agar mai chaahu toh yaha mechenic ki shop par akela wait kar sakta hu, thand aur baarish mein tadapte hue,
ya toh fir, uske ghar ja kar garm-garm coffee ki lehzat bhi le sakta hu.
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Definitely mai koi beokuuf toh nahi tha..ke pehle waale option ko chunu.
thoda sa bhaav khaane ke baad, mai uske ghar jaane ke liyte raazi ho gya..
Waise maine kaha ke -uske gharwaale be-wajah pareshan honge, mere jaane se,
toh usne kaha ke uske uncle aur aunty Goa gaye hue hai, aur woh akela hi hai..
fir toh koi chance hi nahi tha, ke mai usey na kehta..
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Bike drive woh kar rha tha..aur mai pichey pilion seat par usey lipatkar baitha tha.
Jara so zor dekar usey pakda to woh bola -itni taqat mat lagaao yaar, kuch ghar ke liye bhi rakho..
Is'se jyada hint woh kya deta, muje..
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Bas 5-7 mins ki drive karte hi uska ghar aa gya..
Ghar kya..ek chhoti si cottage thi woh..
aagey warandah tha, jahan hamne apne giley sandals utaare..
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Darwaza khola toh ek chhota sa hall nazar aaya..
(Ab ghar ki geography, mai iisliye bata rha hu taaki aagey ka kissa behtar samaz mein aaye.)
Hall ke dusre end par ek chhota sa narrow passage tha..
Passage ke left-hand side par ek darwaza tha jo ke bathrom-toilet ka tha.
Passage ke right-hand side par bathroom ke darwaaze ke bilkul saamne kitchen ka darwaaza tha.
Wo narrow passage jaha khatm hota tha, waha ek aur darwaza tha, jo ke ghar ke bahar le jata tha..magar ghar ke pichhewale hissey mein.
Passage paar karke uus darwaze se bahar niklo, to left hand side par ek store-room jaisa kamra tha uus kamre aur bathroom ki ek hi diwaar thi. aur bathroom ki khidki uus chhte kamre mein padti thi.
store-room ke saamne ek bahut chhota sa compound tha aur compound ke uus taraf patre ek shed banaya tha..jisme ek cow aur pinjre mein kuch murgiya thi.. aur shayad Diego apni bike bhi usi shed mein rakhta tha
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Khair, ham hall mein gaye to Diego ne ek towel diya
aur baari baari hamdono ne apne badan ko dry kiya.
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Usne kaha ke woh shower lene ja rha hai..
koi nai baat nahi thi..
maine aksar dekha hai ke christian-bande morning mein nahi, magr shaam mein hi bath lete hai..
whatever..apna apna riwaaj..
usney muje pucha agar muje bath lena hai toh..
waise uske ghar mein bhi electricity nahi thi.
Chhote dehati area mein jara si barish hui to bijli ka fail hona aam baat hoti hai..
nothing new..
usne kaha ke garm-paani ka geysar nahi chalega aur cold water mein bath lena hai toh dono saath mein lenge toh dono ke jism ki garmi bani rahegi.
definitely mai raazi ho gya.
Dono ne kapde utaare.. sab kapde..
aur baath room mein gaye..
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aur fir wahaan jo expected tha wohi ahista ahista hone laga..
ek dusre pe paani daalna..
lipatna..chipakna..
ek dusre ke badan par soap lagana..etc etc
fir kissing shuru hui..kaafi der tak chalta raha ye sab..
I was enjoying it fully.
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Fir uska sar pakad kar
maine usey nichey halka sa push kiya..ek hint dene ke liye, ke muje kya chaiye..
wo mere purey badan ko lick karta hua, niche ki aur sarakta gaya
aur finally apne ghutno ke bal baith gaya..
fir mere badan ke nichle hisse se khilwaad karte karte,
kuch der baad wohi karne laga, jiske liye mai kabse betaab tha..
usney oral sex shuru kiya
aur ekdam behtarin type se apna job karne laga..
bilkul professinal style thi uski..full satisfaction denewali..
deep-throating mein bhi expert tha..
kaafi stemina tha uska..
galey mein, halak ke nichey utaarne mein koi taqleef mehsus nahi ki usne..
aur kaafi der tak throat-fucking karwaai..
meri climax do-ek baar aaney hi waali thi
magar dono baar maine apna mann mazboot karke, bahar khich liya
aur kuch der baad fir usey dene laga..
mera ek hi maqsad tha, ke apna yeh session ho sakey utna lamba stretch karu..
afterall aise oral-dedicated ladke saal 6mahino mein ekaad baar hi milte hai..
magar tabhi darwaaze par knock hua..
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ek baar nahi, do-teen-chaar baar knock kiya, kisine
bahar baarish ki aawaaz mein usey andaza nahi tha ke andar tak aawaz ja rhi hai ya nahi..
aur door-bell bhi nahi chal rahi thi bina electricity ke..
ham dono chauk gaye..
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Diego bahar nikal kar, bathroom-ke bilkul saamne jo kitchen tha, usmey gaya aur khidki se jaank kar dekha..
aur fir awaaz lagaayi -hang on.. wait.. i am taking bath..
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fir woh jaldise andar aaya aur muje kaha, ke uska cousin aaya hua hai
uska cousin matlab uske uncle aur aunty, jiske ghar mein Diego rehta tha, unhi ka ladka.
wo Diego se kuch saal bada tha.
Married tha aur apni wife aur bachche ke saath rehta tha, yahaan se bas thode hi duur.
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Ab technically yeh usi ka ghar hua, toh Diego usey jaldi se ruksad bhi nahi kar sakta tha
magar usne muje promise kiya, ke jitna jaldi ho sakey, woh apne cousin ko yaha se rawana kar dega.
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Mai bath-room mein hi bannd ho kar rehna chahta tha
magr kyo ke bathroom aur toilet dono combined thhe
toh Diego ne kaha, ke shayad uska cousin toilet ka istemaal karna chahe to salamati isi mein hai, ke mai store-room mein chala jaau
muje laga ke, he was right.
kyo ke baarish mein pishaab bhi bahut lagti hai sabko..
.toh usney muje ek towel diya jise lapet kar mai taiyaar ho gaya
aur immediately usney pichhey wala darwaaza kholkar muje push karke ghar ke bahar dhakel diya, aur darwaaza band kar diya..
mera dil badey zor se dhadakne laga tha..
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andar Diego ne khud ek towel lapet kar aagey waale darwaaza khola, aur apne cousin ko andar le liya.
fir dono mein jo bhi baate hui wo toh muje baad mein Diego ne bataayi, magar mai woh sab baatein abhi kehta hu.
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Uska cousin andar aaya to saamne hi, do alag alag jagah par, Diego aur mere kapde
padey hue thhe..
Mere kapdo ke paas mera wallet bhi tha, mera cell-fon bhi tha, aur meri bike ki keys bhi wahin padi thi.
'yeh kapde kiske hai..? -cousin ne pucha
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Diego thoda hadbadaya magar fir kaha
'mere dost ke hai..usey party attend karni thi, toh mera blazer-suit borrow karne aaya tha'
'toh kya apne kapde yahi chhor gaya..?
'yes..yaheen se blazer pehn kar gaya woh..'
'itni baarish mein..? tere blazer ki vaat laga dega woh..'
'no..kal raat ko aaya tha woh..raat mein hi party mein gya hoga'
'toh abhi tak uske kapdo ki heap waisi hi idhar rakhey ho tum toh..?
'toh kya..subah 7baje ki shift mein jana tha muje. Kya yehi karte baithu mai..?'
'aur yeh wallet, cell-fon, bike ki keys sab kuch chhor kar gya lagta hai..'
'hoga yaar..bahut sawaal karte ho tum toh..' Diego thoda akad kar bola
'ok..ok.. chal coffee pilata hai kya..? bahut mann kar rha hai..'
'ab tum jaao yaar..muje sona hai..neend aa rhi hai muje' Diego ne taalne ki kosish ki..
'tu so ja fir..mai banata hu..tu piyega kya'
woh jaane ka naam nahi le rha tha
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Yahaan bahar mai, sirf towel lapete hue store-room mein khada tha..
store-room pura khaali pada tha..bas ek bench rakhi hui thi.
dusre ek corner par ek lakde ki falli par Jesus Christ ki photo tangi hui thi
aur uske saamne candle-stand mein candle rakhi hui thi..jo ke pata nahi kab jalaai hogi, toh ab aadhi jal kar buuj gayi thi.
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Mai bench par baith gaya..
kuchh der baad achanak baarish ne zor pakad liya..
aur hava ke saath saath paani andar aaney laga..
mai uuth kar andar ki aur ja kar khada ho gya..
magar fir bhi kuch hi der mein kaafi bhig gya..
gila towel bhi ab utaar dene ko mann kar rha tha..
badan mein sardi ghus rahi thi aur thodi thodi kampan honey lagi..
meri erection toh naturally, gayab hi ho gayi thi..
muje uski parwaah bhi nahi thi..
bas intazaar tha, toh iis baat ka ke kab woh cousin-ladka jaaye, aur mai yaha se bhaag niklu..
yahaan se direct bhi mai, pichhe se nikal kar ja sakta tha..
magar mere kapde, mera wallet, mera cell-fon, bike ki chaabi..sab kuch andar pada tha..
sirf towel pahen kar mai kaha jaata..
aaj ka din kaafi bura tha, mere liye..
nahi..kaafi bura nahi..
bahut bura..!
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kyo ke lagbhag 15mins ke baad ahista darwaaza khula
aur Diego bahar aaya...
mai thoda relieved ho kar kuch bolu, us'sey pehle usne apne hoth par finger rakh kar muje chuup rehne ko kaha..
mai samj gaya ke uska cousin abhi gaya nahi hai.
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Usne khub ahista se muje kaha, ke cousin bath le rha hai..
yaani ke woh store-room jaha ham khade thhe, aur uus bathroom jisme woh naha raha thha..dono ke beech bas ek diwaar hi thi..
aur hamari baatein wo suun bhi sakta hai..
magar paani ki aawaz kaafi thi..
aur beech waali khidki bhi band thi.
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usne muje ishara karte hue uus shed mein aane ke liye kaha, jaha cow aur murgiya thi.
ham dono waha gaye..
usne muje kaha ke mai ab yahi rahu,
kyo ke woh bath lekar bahar aayega,
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mai samajta hu shayad prayer karne ko..
muje bada ajeeb laga..
ke Jesus-Christ ko yaha kyo rakha hai..
paryer karni ho toh hall ya bedroom mein photo rakhni chaiye..
ab pata nahi bed-room hai bhi ya nahi.
ya sab hall mein hi sotey honge..god knows..
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par muje uus shed mein toh aur bhi taqleef hone lagi..
kaafi, matlab kaafi andhera tha aur andar mein gandi smell bhari hui thi..
kuch der mein baarish ruuk gayi toh garmi honey lagi,
aur utna kam tha toh mosquitoes kaatne lagey..
muje apne aap par rahem aane laga, ke mai yeh kaha fans gaya..
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kuch pata nahi chal rha tha, ke wo cousin kab bath-room se store-room mein aayega
aur aa bhi gya hai toh abhi tak store-room mein hi hai ya waapas andar chala gaya..
chalo, ek baar risk lekar mein fir store-room mein jaau, aur woh waha hoga toh..?
muje towel mein dekh kar pata nahi kya kya puchega..
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aur 15-20 mins jo maine waha kaate hai, woh meri life ka most horrible time tha..
Mai bas Diego ka wait karne laga ke woh kab aaye aur muje fir se andar ghar mein le jaaye
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aakhir woh aaya..
tab tak mai khade khade machcharo ka naasta bann chuka tha..
kai ek machchar maine maare bhi thhe,
aur ab pasina pasina ho rha tha..
do teen baar apna towel nikaal kar pura nanga ho gya tha aur towel se purey badan ka pasina poch liya tha,
par fir bhi machchar aur badbu se toh koi chhutkara nahi tha..
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lekin fir woh aaya
aur muje andar ghar mein le gya..
waha kaafi der pehle power aa chuka tha.
Aur uusi wajah se uska cousin wahaan bath lene ke liye ruuk gya tha
kyo ke uske ghar mein geyser kharab ho chuuka tha..
in fact, woh iisi kaaran Diego ke ghar aaya tha
magar yaha electricity nahi thi toh ruuk gya tha..
in the meanwhile, woh khud apne liye coffee bana kar pi rha tha, tab tak power aa gaya aur woh bath lene laga tha.
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Whatever, magr andar jaate hi Diego fir mujse lipatne laga,
magar mere koi mood nahi tha..
shaam ke 6 baj rhe thhe..
aur agar, by any chance woh mechenic apni shop bannd karke chala gya
toh muje fir, dusre din bike collect karne yana aana padta..
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toh maine koi time-waste nahi kiya aur apne kapde pehne
aur ek last kiss ham dono kar rhe thhe,
tab tak fir uska woh cousin aa gya..
chutiya, apne ghar ki chaabiya yahi bhuul gya tha..
khair, ab ki baar toh woh bahar se hi chala gya..
warna fir mai fans jata..
thank god..
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ab muje ek second bhi yaha ruukne ka dil nahi tha..
Diego mere saath aaya..
fortunately shop khulli thi,
aur bike bhi repair ho chuki thhi
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Mai bike lekar Diego se gud-bye keh kar chalne laga.
Usne phone-nmbr exchange karna chaha..
magar mere mood ki toh dhajjiya uud gayi thhi..
I was totally down..
maine koi taiyaari nahi dikhaai number exchange karne ki
toh usnye koi force nahi kiya..
aur mai waha se nikal pada..
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Dusre din mai bimaar ho gya aur doctor ne maleria diognise kiya..
wajah..?
machcharo ka kaatna.. aur baarish mein bhigna
mai us'sey kya bolta..?
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